Picture: Flirting people being useless at the workplace
- Don't disable sites like Facebook and Youtube. People will spend more time trying to find bootleg versions of those sites or spend countless hours trying to circumvent the system (and almost downloading mad viruses in the process -- this of course is not speaking from personal experience....)
- Four day work weeks.
- Hire busted people. Flirtation between coworkers takes up a good 4 hours of each day.
- Do away with the whole "office" thing. Phone, AIM and texting work just fine. Hell, I'll even video chat if I need to (but only if you can see my shoulders up because I would like to remain in my hotpants, thank you)
- If you are going to do the whole "office" thing, provide catered lunches every day from Chik-Fil-A. That mess is crack.
Anyways, that's all for now...Can you believe it's lunch time already? I guess I have been hard at work, perfecting this blog! I shall be recording "Imagination" on Tuesday, god-willing. I'll leave you with this interesting workplace clip.